Okay, here’s a sarcastic blog post style rewritten with a focus on sarcasm, highlighting the ironic juxtaposition of Amazon Prime Day’s biggest deal and the Lulu and Georgia Anniversary Sale:
**Sarcastic Blog Post: The Unbelievably Amazing Amazon Prime Day Sale Ends with a Blunder**
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because today, we’re diving headfirst into the world of Amazon Prime Day. It’s a whirlwind of retail deals, quirky finds, and frankly, a little bit of existential dread. But hey, at least we’re *not* paying for a new sweater.
Let’s be honest, the sheer audacity of the sale is both inspiring and a little terrifying. The sheer *quantity* of deals is staggering, and the sheer *variety* of items is overwhelming. We’re talking about a *total* retail experience, a *total* rush, and a *total* lack of any semblance of sanity.
And the *surprise* part? The Lulu and Georgia Anniversary Sale is in a category all its own, especially if you’re someone who loves a designer collab, a well-placed squiggle or textured design, or are just looking to load up on stylish trimmings and accessories for the holidays.
The retailer, known for their clever, contemporary furniture and collections with the likes of AD100 designers Sarah Sherman Samuel and Samuel and Jake Arnold, is dropping deals across the site on their best-sellers and lots of festive décor from their newly launched holiday collection.
Almost everything is up to 25% off, and already marked-down sale items get an additional 20% off. That means you can save [checks notes] a grand on the sculptural and supportive Cleary sofa, finally get the bed frame of your dreams (Say hello to the Neve by Aimee Song), or score deals on plenty of velvet, bow-trimmed accessories, and tasteful plaids. Here, a curated selection of some of our favorite items to shop before the Lulu and Georgia Anniversary Sale winds down on October 14th.
The Cleary sofa is “not only cozy and inviting,” but anchors any living space, says Lisa Aiken, senior vice president of commerce at Condé Nast, in her review. She lauds the upholstery of her cinnamon porto velvet on how it elevates the sculptural shape of the design. “From the moment we first sat down, it was clear that the Cleary was as comfortable as it was beautiful,” she adds. “The seats are deep and supportive, and the cushions strike the perfect balance between firmness and plushness.”
Boxy never looked so good. The six-drawer Lee dresser by Sarah Sherman Samuel is as much about storage as it is about the versatile design of this solid Sungkai wood piece. The blockwork detailing and fluted plinth base fits a minimalist bedroom as well as one with bohemian notes.
Looking for easy-to-implement fireplace ideas? The knobbed Lochlan fireplace screen does not disappoint. Plus, the steel construction guarantees to serve as a safeguard against sparks.
The Carson has one of the most stylish sectional silhouettes, according to AD editors, especially if you’re into curvy, sumptuous cushions. Guests will do a double-take at this piece that looks like something out of a heavenly boutique hotel.
For those looking to fall asleep in an island of comfort, the curved Neve platform bed rises to the occasion. Choose from velvet, performance weaves, and boucle upholstery for a custom look, or beeline to the rust-colored velvet that makes the whole bed setup look like a sunrise.
A textured Anderson velvet quilt always gets a green light in our book—at least when it comes to cozy fall and winter bedding. The marigold colorway helps lend some extra warmth, visually and texturally, to any toned-down bedroom.
If anyone calls the Laughlin sideboard a pill, take it as a compliment. Sarah Sherman Samuel has designed an unexpected silhouette made out of Sungkai wood and veneer that offers plenty of storage space for dishes or knick-knacks.
One look at the generous grid of the geometric Carlisle rug by Aimee Song and you might get mesmerized by the tiled pattern in the hand-knotted wool.
Everything looks better trimmed in ruffles. Case in point: This traditional red velvet tree skirt with some embellishment on the edges. The little bows that tie everything together are just the cherry on top.
Even more evergreen than a bough of holly leaves is an adornment that never fades from season to season. A mix of crimson berries, spruce, and pinecones combine in this faux wreath that’s festive, but not over-the-top. It’s so popular that it’s already low in stock so don’t dilly dally before it sells out.
.jpeg)### Ribbon Candle Sconce by Sarah Sherman Samuel
$98
Lulu and Georgia
The metal Ribbon candle sconce by Sarah Sherman Samuel is darling and coquettish for the holidays or beyond. The design evokes an ink pen sketch, and the natural patina only underscores the old-timey aesthetic.
In a plaid colorway that doesn’t feel overly seasonal, this down linen pillow is the perfect marriage of graphic appeal and coziness. Even your hard-to-please in-laws will be impressed as they lounge on your sofa post-Thanksgiving dinner.
https://media.architecturaldigest.com/photos/68add64a34470dfacad41e3f/16:9/w_1280,c_limit/imgi_1_AD1023_KAYE_3%20copy.jpgHere, a curated selection of some of our favorite items to shop before the Lulu and Georgia Anniversary Sale winds down on October 14th.
The Cleary sofa is “not only cozy and inviting,” but anchors any living space, says Lisa Aiken, senior vice president of commerce at Condé Nast, in her review. She lauds the upholstery of her cinnamon porto velvet on how it elevates the sculptural shape of the design. “From the moment we first sat down, it was clear that the Cleary was as comfortable as it was beautiful,” she adds. “The seats are deep and supportive, and the cushions strike the perfect balance between firmness and plushness.”
Boxy never looked so good. The six-drawer Lee dresser by Sarah Sherman Samuel is as much about storage as it is about the versatile design of this solid Sungkai wood piece. The blockwork detailing and fluted plinth base fits a minimalist bedroom as well as one with bohemian notes.
Looking for easy-to-implement fireplace ideas? The knobbed Lochlan fireplace screen does not disappoint. Plus, the steel construction guarantees to serve as a safeguard against sparks.
The Carson has one of the most stylish sectional silhouettes, according to AD editors, especially if you’era into curvy, sumptuous cushions. Guests will do a double-take at this piece that looks like something out of a heavenly boutique hotel.
For those looking to fall asleep in an island of comfort, the curved Neve platform bed rises to the occasion. Choose from velvet, performance weaves, and boucle upholstery for a custom look, or beeline to the rust-colored velvet that makes the whole bed setup look like a sunrise.
https://media.architecturaldigest.com/photos/68add64a34470dfacad41e3f/16:9/w_1280,c_limit/imgi_1_AD1023_KAYE_3%20copy.jpgHere, a curated selection of some of our favorite items to shop before the Lulu and Georgia Anniversary Sale winds down on October 14th.
The Cleary sofa is “not only cozy and inviting,” but anchors any living space, says Lisa Aiken, senior vice president of commerce at Condé Nast, in her review. She lauds the upholstery of her cinnamon porto velvet on how it elevates the sculptural shape of the design. “From the moment we first sat down, it was clear that the Cleary was as comfortable as it was beautiful,” she adds. “The seats are deep and supportive, and the cushions strike the perfect balance between firmness and plushness.”
Boxy never looked so good. The six-drawer Lee dresser by Sarah Sherman Samuel is as much about storage as it is about the versatile design of this solid Sungkai wood piece. The blockwork detailing and fluted plinth base fits a minimalist bedroom as well as one with bohemian notes.
Looking for easy-to-implement fireplace ideas? The knobbed Lochlan fireplace screen does not disappoint. Plus, the steel construction guarantees to serve as a safeguard against sparks.
The Carson has one of the most stylish sectional silhouettes, according to AD editors, especially if you’re into curvy, sumptuous cushions. Guests will do a double-take at this piece that looks like something out of a heavenly boutique hotel.
For those looking to fall asleep in an island of comfort, the curved Neve platform bed rises to the occasion. Choose from velvet, performance weaves, and boucle upholstery for a custom look, or beeline to the rust-colored velvet that makes the whole bed setup look like a sunrise.
https://media.architecturaldigest.com/photos/68add64a34470dfacad41e3f/16:9/w_1280,c_limit/imgi_1_AD1023_KAYE_3%20CASHEN_SENO_DECOR_BY_SARAH_SHERMAN_SAMUEL
Though Amazon Prime Day might be the biggest shopping marathon hitting the internet this week, the Lulu and Georgia Anniversary Sale is in a category all its own, especially if you’re someone who loves a designer collab, a well-placed squiggle or textured design, or are just looking to load up on stylish trimmings and accessories for the holidays. The retailer—known for their clever, contemporary furniture and collections with the likes of AD100 designers Sarah Sherman Samuel and Jake Arnold—is dropping deals across the site on their best-sellers and lots of festive décor from their newly launched holiday collection .
Almost everything is up to 25% off, and already marked-down sale items get an additional 20% off. That means you can save [checks notes] a grand on the sculptural and supportive Cleary sofa, finally get the bed frame of your dreams (Say hello to the Neve by Aimee Song), or score deals on plenty of velvet, bow-trimmed accessories, and tasteful plaids. Here, a curated selection of some of our favorite items to shop before the Lulu and Georgia Anniversary Sale winds down on October 14th.
The Cleary sofa is “not only cozy and inviting,” but anchors any living space, says Lisa Aiken, senior vice president of commerce at Condé Nast, in her review. She lauds the upholstery of her cinnamon porto velvet on how it elevates the sculptural shape of the design. “From the moment we first sat down, it was clear that the Cleary was as comfortable as it was beautiful,” she adds. “The seats are deep and supportive, and the cushions strike the perfect balance between firmness and plushness.”
Boxy never looked so good. The six-drawer Lee dresser by Sarah Sherman Samuel is as much about storage as it is about the versatile design of this solid Sungkai wood piece. The blockwork detailing and fluted plinth base fits a minimalist bedroom as well as one with bohemian notes.
Looking for easy-to-implement fireplace ideas? The knobbed Lochlan fireplace screen does not disappoint. Plus, the steel construction guarantees to serve as a safeguard against sparks.
The Carson has one of the most stylish sectional silhouettes, according to AD editors, especially if you’re into curvy, sumptuous cushions. Guests will do a double-take at this piece that looks like something out of a heavenly boutique hotel.
For those looking to fall asleep in an island of comfort, the curved Neve platform bed rises to the occasion. Choose from velvet, performance weaves, and boucle upholstery for a custom look, or beeline to the rust-colored velvet that makes the whole bed setup look like a sunrise.
A textured Anderson velvet quilt always gets a green light in our book—at least when it comes to cozy fall and winter bedding. The marigold colorway helps lend some extra warmth, visually and texturally, to any toned-down bedroom.
If anyone calls the Laughlin sideboard a pill, take it as a compliment. Sarah Sherman Samuel has designed an unexpected silhouette made out of Sungkai wood and veneer that offers plenty of storage space for dishes or knick-knacks.
One look at the generous grid of the geometric Carlisle rug by Aimee Song and you might get mesmerized by the tiled pattern in the hand-knotted wool.
Everything looks better trimmed in ruffles. Case in point: This traditional red velvet tree skirt with some embellishment on the edges. The little bows that tie everything together are just the cherry on top.
Even more evergreen than a bough of holly leaves is an adornment that never fades from season to season. A mix of crimson berries, spruce, and pinecones combine in this faux wreath that’s festive, but not over-the-top. It’s so popular that it’s already low in stock so don’t dilly dally before it sells out.
.jpeg)### Ribbon Candle Sconce by Sarah Sherman Samuel
$98
Lulu and Georgia
The metal Ribbon candle sconce by Sarah Sherman Samuel is darling and coquettish for the holidays or beyond. The design evokes an ink pen sketch, and the natural patina only underscores the old-timey aesthetic.
In a plaid colorway that doesn’t feel overly seasonal, this down linen pillow is the perfect marriage of graphic appeal and coziness. Even your hard-to-please in-laws will be impressed as they lounge on your sofa post-Thanksgiving dinner.
Though Amazon Prime Day might be the biggest shopping marathon hitting the internet this week, the Lulu and Georgia Anniversary Sale is in a category all its own, especially if you’re someone who loves a designer collab, a well-placed squiggle or textured design, or are just looking to load up on stylish trimmings and accessories for the holidays. The retailer—known for their clever, contemporary furniture and collections with the likes of AD100 designers Sarah Sherman Samuel and Jake Arnold—is dropping deals across the site on their best-sellers and lots of festive décor from their newly launched holiday collection .
Almost everything is up to 25% off, and already marked-down sale items get an additional 20% off. That means you can save [checks notes] a grand on the sculptural and supportive Cleary sofa, finally get the bed frame of your dreams (Say hello to the Neve by Aimee Song), or score deals on plenty of velvet, bow-trimmed accessories, and tasteful plaids. Here, a curated selection of some of our favorite items to shop before the Lulu and Georgia Anniversary Sale winds down on October 14th.
The Cleary sofa is “not only cozy and inviting,” but anchors any living space, says Lisa Aiken, senior vice president of commerce at Condé Nast, in her review. She lauds the upholstery of her cinnamon porto velvet on how it elevates the sculptural shape of the design. “From the moment we first sat down, it was clear that the Cleary was as comfortable as it was beautiful,” she adds. “The seats are deep and supportive, and the cushions strike the perfect balance between firmness and plushness.”
Boxy never looked so good. The six-drawer Lee dresser by Sarah Sherman Samuel is as much about storage as it is about the versatile design of this solid Sungkai wood piece. The blockwork detailing and fluted plinth base fits a minimalist bedroom as well as one with bohemian notes.
Looking for easy-to-implement fireplace ideas? The knobbed Lochlan fireplace screen does not disappoint. Plus, the steel construction guarantees to serve as a safeguard against sparks.
The Carson has one of the most stylish sectional silhouettes, according to AD editors, especially if you’re into curvy, sumptuous cushions. Guests will do a double-take at this piece that looks like something out of a heavenly boutique hotel.
For those looking to fall asleep in an island of comfort, the curved Neve platform bed rises to the occasion. Choose from velvet, performance weaves, and boucle upholstery for a custom look, or beeline to the rust-colored velvet that makes the whole bed setup look like a sunrise.
A textured Anderson velvet quilt always gets a green light in our book—at least when it comes to cozy fall and winter bedding. The marigold colorway helps lend some extra warmth, visually and texturally, to any toned-down bedroom.
If anyone calls the Laughlin sideboard a pill, take it as a compliment. Sarah Sherman Samuel has designed an unexpected silhouette made out of Sungkai wood and veneer that offers plenty of storage space for dishes or knick-knacks.
One look at the generous grid of the geometric Carlisle rug by Aimee Song and you might get mesmerized by the tiled pattern in the hand-knotted wool.
Everything looks better trimmed in ruffles. Case in point: This traditional red velvet tree skirt with some embellishment on the edges. The little bows that tie everything together are just the cherry on top.
Even more evergreen than a bough of holly leaves is an adornment that never fades from season to season. A mix of crimson berries, spruce, and pinecones combine in this faux wreath that’s festive, but not over-the-top. It’s so popular that it’s already low in stock so don’t dilly dally before it sells out.
Ribbon Candle Sconce by Sarah Sherman Samuel $98 Lulu and Georgia
The metal Ribbon candle sconce by Sarah Sherman Samuel is darling and coquettish for the holidays or beyond. The design evokes an ink pen sketch, and the natural patina only underscores the old-timey aesthetic.
In a plaid colorway that doesn’t feel overly seasonal, this down linen pillow is the perfect marriage of graphic appeal and coziness. Even your hard-to-please in-laws will be impressed as they lounge on your sofa post-Thanksgiving dinner.
