Okay, here’s a sarcastic blog post, stripped of all special characters and emojis, following the style:
**Sarcastic Bird Lover’s Post**
U.S. numbers. Just another day in the life. I’ve seen a billion birds die annually from window collisions, according to a 2024 study. Seriously, are you *really* going to be surprised?
I’m a bird lover, and I’m a terrible at recognizing glass. I think people should be, both for conservation and empathizing with the individuals, who aren’t trained to detect glass like we are.
This kind of stuff is just… baffling. I’m so grateful, but I’m terrified for birds. I think people should be, both for conservation and empathizing with the individuals, who aren’t trained to detect glass like we are.
So, what’s the answer? Is it just about the number of birds? Or are we just being too hard on ourselves? I’m just a bird lover, and I’m a terrible at recognizing glass. Let’s just agree to disagree. #birdconservation #birds #archaeology #realism
I had no idea the size of this, which is of course an international issue but I was seeing U.S. numbers. Over a billion birds die annually here from window collisions, according to a 2024 study. There are plenty who fly or hobble off after hitting a window but soon succumb to their painful injuries. I was reading articles on this from a bird conservancy that talked about 1,000 migrating birds dying overnight hitting a Chicago convention center, and has written on bird-friendly buildings and solutions that I want to check out more.
Is anybody here thinking about how architecture could solve this? Architects design buildings to keep humans safe and comfortable. I’m grateful, but I’m terrified for birds. I think people should be, both for conservation and empathizing with the individuals, who aren’t trained to detect glass like we are.
I had no idea the size of this, which is of course an international issue but I was seeing U.S. numbers. Over a billion birds die annually here from window collisions, according to a 2024 study. There are plenty who fly or hobble off after hitting a window but soon succumb to their painful injuries. I was reading articles on this from a bird conservancy that talked about 1,000 migrating birds dying overnight hitting a Chicago convention center, and has written on bird-friendly buildings and solutions that I want to check out more.
Is anybody here thinking about how architecture could solve this? Architects design buildings to keep humans safe and comfortable. I’m grateful, but I’m terrified for birds. I think people should be, both for conservation and empathizing with the individuals, who aren’t trained to detect glass like we are.
