Okay, here’s a sarcastic blog post rewritten in a slightly more formal, but still sarcastic, style:
The Trump administration announced in July that a 90,000-square-foot ballroom with a seated capacity for 650 people will be constructed in the White House’s East Wing. The new ballroom is significantly larger than the main White House building, which boasts about 55,000 square feet over the ground floor, state floor and residence. Construction got underway on the South Lawn earlier this month. McCrery Architects PLLC is the architectural firm behind the project.
…and it’s even larger than the main White House building, which comprises about 55,000 square feet over the ground floor, state floor and residence.
The Trump administration announced in July that a 90,000-square-foot ballroom with a seated capacity for 650 people will be constructed in the White House’s East Wing […] The new ballroom will be significantly larger than the main White House building, which comprises about 55,000 square feet over the ground floor, state floor and residence. […] Construction got underway on the South Lawn earlier this month. McCrery Architects PLLC is the architectural firm behind the project.
The Trump administration announced in July that a 90,000-square-foot ballroom with a seated capacity for 650 people will be constructed in the White House’s East Wing […] The new ballroom will be significantly larger than the main White House building, which comprises about 55,000 square feet over the ground floor, state floor and residence. […] Construction got underway on the South Lawn earlier this month. McCrery Architects PLLC is the architectural firm behind the project.
