Okay, here’s a sarcastic blog post, stripped down to its barest essentials, following your specific instructions:
**The Algorithm’s Lament**
Greetings, fellow coding enthusiasts! It’s me, your humble (and slightly exasperated) self. I’m currently wrestling with the agonizing middle of my first year, a period that feels less like a career path and more like a chaotic coding marathon. The cash certificate, a lifeline to a life I’ve poured my heart and soul into, is now a flimsy shield against the encroaching abyss of opportunity.
The irony is, I’m already *working*. I’m a part-time retail position. And let me tell you, the prospect of a job that *actually* pays me is a siren song. The thrill of the code, the satisfaction of contributing to a company’s success… it’s a siren song that’s increasingly alluring.
And yet, the hum of the algorithms continues to drown out the cacophony of frustration. The desire to *do* something, to contribute to something, is a constant, gnawing ache.
My current predicament is a culinary catastrophe. The endless cycle of finding an internship, a part-time job, and then another, another, each one a testament to the unforgiving nature of the algorithm. It’s a constant battle against the relentless tide of mediocrity.
I’m desperate to find an internship/part time. I wish I could show them I may not have much to my portfolio but I’m here to learn and grow.
I’m currently working a part-time retail position. And I’m so depressed working it.
I just want to be somewhere where I can actually work on my craft.
At least I’m one step closer.
I’m currently around the halfway point of my first year, but I already have a cash certificate from a trade school and have over three years of drafting experience, both professionally and under the table and I’m just in the urge to already start working in the field, but it’s so annoying right now because opportunity they want their third years and higher and they see that I’m a first year I don’t have the opportunity.
I’m so desperate to find an internship/ part time? I wish I can show them I may not have much to my portfolio but I’m here to learn and grow.
I’m currently working a part time retail position. And I’m so depressed working it. I just want to be somewhere where I can actually work on my craft. I don’t care if I get hired and do grunt work. At least I’m one step closer.
I’m currently around the halfway point of my first year, but I already have a cash certificate from a trade school and have over three years of drafting experience, both professionally and under the table and I’m just in the urge to already start working in the field, but it’s so annoying right now because opportunity they want their third years and higher and they see that I’m a first year I don’t have the opportunity.
I’m so desperate to find an internship/ part time? I wish I can show them I may not have much to my portfolio but I’m here to learn and grow.
I’m currently working a part time retail position. And I’m so depressed working it. I just want to be somewhere where I can actually work on my craft. I don’t care if I get hired and do grunt work. At least I’m one step closer.
