Okay, here’s a sarcastic blog post, stripped of all special characters, emojis, and symbols, and incorporating a short story:
**The Mivan Construction Challenge: A Shady Stage**
Oh, building that… that… thing. A podium under a building? Is it even possible? Because, let’s be honest, I’m not sure. My building is a mess. I’m pretty sure the structural walls are just clinging to the concrete. And let me tell you, the ground is *not* solid. It’s just… a little less solid.
So, why are we doing this? Because I’m not sure what the *real* reason is. Maybe it’s the structural integrity of the building itself. Maybe it’s the sheer audacity of the idea. But I’m not sure. I’m just… tired of being stuck in a glorified, non-functional podium.
The problem is, I’ve been working on this building for… well, let’s just say, a year. And I’ve been told that it’s *impossible* to make it rest on a slab supported by normal columns and beams. I’ve tried everything. I’ve built a series of small, seemingly insignificant walls and a few strategically placed, but ultimately unhelpful, pillars. I’ve even tried using a simple, non-structural wall that just sits there.
I’m starting to think it’s a bit of a waste of time and resources. I’m pretty sure the building is going to collapse under my feet. And I’m pretty sure I’ll be spending the rest of my life trying to fix it.
Maybe I’ll just try to build a more robust structure. A solid, sturdy structure. But I’m not sure I can do it. I’m a builder, not a structural engineer. And I’m not sure I’m even capable of handling a podium that’s just a glorified, non-functional stage.
So, what’s the solution? I don’t know. Maybe I’ll just stick to the regular, non-structural structure. Or maybe I’ll just try to convince the building’s owners to consider a more robust solution. But I’m not sure. I’m just… tired of being stuck in a glorified, non-functional podium.
So if we have building that is to be built in mivan construction but also need to provide a podium under it so how is it done? I mean do the structural walls continue till ground or is it possible to make it rest on slab supported by normal coloumns and beams
So if we have building that is to be built in mivan construction but also need to provide a podium under it so how is it done? I mean do the structural walls continue till ground or is it possible to make it rest on slab supported by normal coloumns and beams
